Bon anniversaire Xindi

First and foremost...Happy Birthday to my sis who's celebrating her 15th year on earth...she's been such a great sis...if only she would start dressing less bimboly and stop taking the TV off me during the NBA playoffs...oh well...love you sis and enjoy your 15th birthday.

Ooo...I've been attending French class and it's been great!such a pity that i'll have to take a temporary break and continue around July...due to a horribly scheduled College timetable...F*** UTAR!(sorry....).

What a pity...I actually saw some1 I tot I would want to know better in class...too bad...

French is tough.Imagine this...in English...we have masculine and feminine terms for people and animals only but in French...it has a difference for everything!For example...a male Malaysian is a Malaisien but a female Malaysian is a malaisienne....gosh...it's also applicable to verbs too...my goodness....but I love every bits of it...hey..there's a reason why people call this the language of love...it's so sophisticated and it's such a wonderful chocolate to the ears...I can spend an afternoon fantasizing her making vows to me in French.....

By the way...since the WOrld Cup is only 15 days away...It'll be rather wasteful if I hadn't give my two cents on it.

Alright...the World Cup season...a season where Guys would skip sex just to make sure they stay awake for a match..and where women would fake an orgasm just to make sure their man wouldn't be shouting "ROOOOOOOOOOney" in bed.

So why is the WC so appealing to guys that for once in their life...the satisfaction of an orgasm simply doesn't cut it...that mature adults would take sick leaves just to watch their favourite team get thrashed by Brazil(peeps...aren't you tired of watching them win it again...go England!)Basically...football to guys is just like shopping to women..it's simply irresistable and don't ever ask why...I'll wager everything I have to tell you that there wouldn't be a definite answer to that question.

Whether you're watching it with your sinfully fattening Nachos or are you lifting weight while watching the likes of C Ronaldo or Michael Owen...ultimately our hunger for the beautiful game is fueled by the fantasy we all have...the one that doesn't involve Angelina Jolie nor Jessica Alba nor Eva Longoria(personally I love Meredith from Grey's Anatomy...she's like the best thing on Tv ever).

What i'm talking is the fantasy where I'm being watched by millions over the world with the number 10 printed on the back of my red jersey...where the burger loving dud would toss his Quarter Pounder in celebration and Mahathir would die of a stroke celebrating the very moment I kick a Nike ball football pass Petr Cech.

Merci.Au revoir.

Shhhhhh

Shhhh

Ian is indulging himself in the truely senseless world of Star Wars at the living hall while his alter ego Schmaltz's here to take command...by the way peeps..Schmaltz's a real word with a meaninful...urgghh....meaning?

According to Dictionary.com,

Schmaltz-

1. Extremely sentimental art or music
2. Maudlin sentimentality
3. Liquid fat,chicken fat.

Since I've been on a very loose diet and having my hols now...you can say that I'm all that...brings back memory...Sin Yee used to tease me about being fair and fat...makes me a Bak Zham Kai(white chopped chicken)....sighs....

Oh btw...before Ian realises that I'm here hogging his limelight and throws me back into the emotionless prison...I've gotta let it all out...Ian is hell bent on eradicating every trace of sentimentality and love inside of him and my very effort here is gonna thwart every single thing he achieved thus far.

She makes me fall for her every single time I see her.

I miss her so badly I wanna hang pictures of her in my room.

I swear I could see honey dripping off her everytime she laughs.

She makes me gush over her the way I would everytime I see Jessica Alba.

I love the way she slaps me across the back every single time I made a lame joke.

I love the fact that she's a year older than I am.

I love the way she stays composed whenever she sees a super hot hunk and can't stop screaming how cute he is after he's out of sight.

I love the way her laughters squeezes everyone's worries out the door.

I love the way she picks out all the veggies from her Maggi at SP Corner.

I love the fact that's so out of reach.I always want what I can't have.

I love the way she provides comfort and security to everyone,just like a sanctuary.

I love her.

Arrr....it feels so good to let all the cheese out...all this jiwang lines been stuck in my head for quite awhile...I needed an outlet for the emotional baggages that comes with those sentiments...Shhh...remember...Ian doesn't have to know he's so jiwang after all....shhh

Au revoir.

French class and RObert Jordan!

Whee....I finally managed to borrow the complete set of Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series from my mom's buddy!haha....apparently her daughter is a big fantasy junkie just like I am and she had the complete set before she left for Australia!whee...

It feels weird now that I think of it...I actually had a crush on that girl while I was younger...she's a year older than I am but we attended the same Mandarin tuition during our time at Lick Hung and if i'm not mistaken..it was Pn Sung's...haha...it's rather sweet really looking back from my current perspective...we used to argue alot....we would argue over absolutely anything...I would tease her about essays,she'd tease me about my noobness in han yin pin yin,we even compared how many colour pens we had(it was a major thing back then to have a set of rainbow pens...the sheer stupidity of it really amazes me...).hahah....right...guess my obsession for older gals had an origin it seems...boys and the way they express their affection by teasing and kacauing
...hahaha....oh well...that was like 1999...7 freaking years ago and I remembered every bits of it....it used to be really fun...haha...I miss Lick Hung....

Oh peeps!I'm gonna start my French class this Thursday!this is soooo coool......i'm gonna be learning it at ss15's ICLS(Inter Cultural Language School)...my very first step to achieve my dream of marrying a French model!(rights....second step would be trying to get taller which is rather pitiful really...my growth stopped rather prematurely at form 2...I'm such a sad case....sighs)haaha....whee!

Alrite...that's all for now peeps!

Au revoir!

Movie Night

Haha...it's movie night and we entered the cinema early for Mission Impossible 3!Whee...me and Lynn were so bored that we started comparing our shoes....haha...it actually matched...haha...notice how my shoes are a combo of blue and white and that her toes are coloured blue and she wore white sandals...gosh...Ian you just elevated lameness to a level beyond mortal comprehension...
Haha...it was suppose to be a gathering sorta thing for our group which comprises Yirui,Chinn Lynn,Soo Fun,Leon,Zhong Zheng,Chern Yuik,Cy Eu and I but unfortunately a couple of us couldn't make it..namely Leon and Cy Eu...haha...this was a pic of us crashing secret recipe...actually...a pic taken of Chern Yuik and I ala Brokeback Mountain...
Sometimes I just can't help but feeling like the richest guy on earth....where in actual fact I had to dig my coin box for pennies on a regular basis lately...haha...by the way...Fun is still nursing her fractured ankle and we sure hope that she gets well soon and start walking without those crutches soon...we have yet to play pool together Fun!

Lol...the ladies of good got pretty animated during a photo shoot....Lynn is doing her best impersonation of a Darlie's spokewoman while Rui and Fun are simply posing for another camera...haha...had fun guys and the movie was awesome...I'm not really a fan of movies where the ridiculously handsome lead man jumps from building to building,gettin rained with bullets and eventually emerge unscathed but I gotta say this one is a masterpiece which I really wouldn't mind watching again...haha

Peace out.

Ian's Sem Break Resolution

It's my sem break here and like I said it before,it's my first break in 4 months(screw UTAR for their hectic academic schedule...)Alright,lo and behold it's a tradition that I plan wonderful stuffs for myself in advance for the holidays and this sem break is gonna stick to that...I came up with my very own sem break resolution list!

1.I must visit the gym at least 7 times a week and shed at least 15 kilos of pure fats.

2.I must stop fantasizing that I'm some rock star who can really sing Bohemian Rhapsody in tune.

3.I'm gonna read through my accounts and econs notes.

4.I definitely have to learn how to install the new Fifa games I bought.

5.I'm gonna clear my wardrobe and pack things I haven't been wearing since days I weighted 135kgs.

6.Yes mom...I'm gonna clean and polish the car at least 4 times a week.

7.I'll complete the half completed novel I've been working since...urmm...a year ago?

8.I gotta stop fantasizing that I'm dangerous and cool and all the ladies will crawl all over me at the very sight of my silhouette.

9.I'm definitely going out for a seafood meal with my library buddies!Jom...let's crash Teluk Gong!!

10.And I'm gonna try my best to fulfill one of the many list of resolutions I've fixed for myself.

Oh well...since I know this is pretty futile and ppb gonna go unfulfilled...just decided to hyperbole it a lil...haha

Peace out peeps.

Whee!

Me and Chinn Lynn chilling out at ss14's Tanjong for a cuppa with our other buddies.Whee...went on to have some pool and this gal sure know how to knock some balls...dun mess with her....















Hey peeps,sorry for the late update but I'll be updating my blog pretty frequently for now considering that I'll be having my 3 weeks sem break.I live a lonely life,the fact that my holiday schedules totally collided with school and private institutions' holidays didn't help much to ease that....I'm having my hols now where everyone are having their exams and while they're finished and ready to have some serious fun...I gotta go back to Uni...life just wouldn't be fair for me doesn't it:( Haha...by the way...this is a pic I accidently caught...Haha...yupz that's right
peeps...I caught my namesake's attempt to dig some itch..haha...sorry Ian Chua..



Man...this third pic is a shoot of my personal walk in wardrobe!whee...I'm finally having one of my own after sharing one with my sister for the past 18 years!Haha...my sister finally got a room of her own and she moved her stuff there...and now this is all mine!muahaha....what a relieve really...I can finally change here instead of my room where my imaginery stalker across the street wouldn't be able to peep no more(btw...she just happens to look alot like Jessica Alba...sweet...)

Now...if only I have some Dolce and Burberry to fill my cupboard with...