Idle Hands

Idle hands. My idle hands. I love them to bits when I'm hungry as they're immaculately precise when it comes to picking out the biggest piece of cookie from the jar and more often than not, I have a 100% success rate when it comes to this majestic sport of cookie-picking.

Idle hands. My idle hands. I hate them to bits when i'm standing infront of a mirror right after my favoured midnight showers for they are the devilish battalion of fingers that stuffs carbs and fats right into the abyss of my stomach. Lo and behold, for the emergence of an empire around my waistband will be pretty eminent soon.

Idle hands. My idle hands. I hate them most for everytime I have this burning desire to actually update my wasteland of a blog. The sheer weight of it keeps it rooted on keyboard, extinguishing all fires of desire to do anything at all. Well, the problem's shared when it comes to assignments as well and thus here I am, all grumpy and haggard for I haven't slept in 48 hours.

Oh well basically this is my first post since the turn of the year and glad to say that I'm a different person this year, not any better but at least I'm a different me which is so damm essential to my life's wellbeing for I am a big fan of the evolution theory( I know I know..I'm a Christian and it's blaphesmous but seriously the idea of it is so simplitiscally intricate...it's so just so freaking intriguing:P). However fickle this might sound, it is true that we behave differently when we're with different circles of people in life. Being yourself is so last century and that should only belong to Nike advertisements and stuff, truth is most people are using 'I'm just being myself' as an excuse to actually annoy, irritate and sometimes hurt the people you're with.

Okay..that's all for today..hopefully my idle hands will be taken over by the urge to express my hollowly gleeful spirit. Hollowly gleeful..hmm..yeah that's been the way I feel bout things lately...hollowly gleeful.