If Only I Could
If only I could spend as much time on my studies as my mom does on gardening,I'll be the top student in Malaysia.
If only I could have a bigger portion of Choc Sundae from McDonald's,I always feel like having more after finishing one.
If only I could I have my sister's out-of-this-worldly high metabolism to burn the Choc Sundae off my belly.
If only I could revamp the whole education system of Malaysia,there's this saying that God doesn't create stupid people but our education system does.
If only I could get a full refund for my extra prom ticket,I totally hate having to look for a prom partner under such dire circumstances.
If only I could have another plate of the Nasi Goreng Pattay I had this morning,freaking starved.
If only I could persuade Wendy to stop teasing my hairless legs for it's really starting to hurt my ego(just a lil.....okok...maybe a lil more than that)
If only I could stay in school forever,I'm gonna miss breaking school rules and the canteen's Nasi Pedas.
If only I could put on a pair of shades without looking like a poser,I would spend all my savings on a Ray-Ban(savings?who are you kidding Ian)
If only I could have 25 hours per day,I want to sleep more.
If only I could tear that thick layer of make-up from Asmahan's face and have a look at how she really looks like.
If only I could unlock that drawer(I misplaced the keys) where I kept all my personal stuffs in,it contains everything I intend to hide from my parents from Form 1-5.
If only I could withstand my mom's nagging.I can't.That's why I've got to go.
posted by Ian @ 3:52 pm
3 Comments:
yeah.. life's not fair sometimes eh? Sometimes it's better to look forawrd than to look backwards
Well.. at least u don't have OVERGROWN HAIR on your legs! I refer them as maggi mee.
If Only I Could is a fun title to find. It just amused me when I came across it on my search
for Chondroitin Sulfate in these blogs. Amazing what you can find and where you end up.
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