I Am

I am someone who totally despises Daniel from Malaysian Idol

I am someone who totally hates the fact that I'm specky.

I am someone who often tries to hard to help and becomes a pest instead.

I am someone who just witnessed the downfall of Manchester United.

I am someone who watched Flight Plan this afternoon and thought that it kinda sucked.

I am someone who's totally clueless about who's going to fill the vacant seat I've paid for prom.

I am someone who's so gonna be fat next morning for I've been chewing on Mars bar for the past hour.

I am someone who's so frustated about the fact that Daniel won that I vowed not to watch Malaysian Idol again.

I am someone who's just shared my problem with Xiao and vice versa.

I'm someone who's chatting with Jiale and trying to identify what the hell is it that's been bugging me since Wednesday.

I am someone who's trying to rediscover my zest and muse for writing again.

I am a writer who's still yet to write anything decent.

I am son who's yet to fulfill my parents' expectation.

I am a someone who's just had fish and chicken fillets for lunch and couldn't tell the differences between the two animal mentioned.

I am someone who's walking around with the big fat juicy words of Shallow and Foolish etched all over my face.

I am someone who loves to sing but I sound like William Hung trying to sing with his piehole stuffed with shreds of pizzas.

I am someone who just got splashed with cream on my face at someone else's birthday party.

I am who's digging hard in my brain to produce a script for my classmates' plan to shoot a movie.

I am someone who's just formed a clan with figures used generally to symbolise a sexual position as my clan's name.

I am someone who has to go now because I really dunno what else to crap on anymore.

Sex

-Marriage is the price man pay for sex,sex is the price woman pay for marriage.

-Sex:the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

-The pleasure is momentary,the position ridiculous and the expense damnable.

-The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty,they believe that they like women.Actually,you're just horny.It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty one than you did at ten.

-The gentlemen prefer blondes is due to the fact that,apparently,pale hair,delicate skin and an infantile expression represent the very apex of frailty which every man longs to violate.

-What they call 'heart' is located far lower than the fourth waistcoat button.

-Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship and I shall show you a walking rose.

-The garter has hanged more men than the halter.

-When the prick stands,the brains get buried in the ground.

-There comes a moment in the day,when you have written your pages in the morning,attended to your correspondence in the afternoon,and have nothing further to do.Then comes that hour when you are bored;that's the time for sex

Haha...some really cynical take on the guy's favourite.
Beg to differ?
Your opinions would be deeply appreciated.

Forever

I've spent eternity searching for love,
Someone I could sread my wings with like a love,
Together we'll clean the snows of our roof,
Together we'll be each other's living proof.

I found you.

My feelings mounted from a crush,
A momentary yet breath takingly intense infatuation,
When you discarded me like a worn brush,
An immense feeling of unrequited love snapped my jubilation.

I lost you.

My reluctance to let go earned your wraths,
Garneded nothing but spiteful sneers as we cross paths,
Even a remidy of a thousand sorries,
Healed nothing but conjured worries.

I lost you again.

I stole a glance of you from afar,
Sipping on your favourite Frappuchino,
Leaning nonchalantly against the door that stood ajar,
Drowning in the felicity I could never offer.

I'm finally ready to let go,
What I haven't realise,
Is that i've already been abandoned,
That you've decided to walk entirely out of my life.

Everything we shared seems fictional,
Strangers enstranged by a valley of bitterness,
That's what we are now,
And it seems like forever.

Haha...wrote this dumb poem right after Bio paper 1.Dunno why,exams seem to be my fountain of inspiration these days.haha..Anyways peeps...go download this song by Edwin McCain-Could not ask for more.

A beautiful song that teaches you to be satisfied.I wanted to much and look where I ended up.Hahaha...but then...I could not ask for more.I've found a bunch a friend I would die loving:)