The Wedding Dinner

Wedding dinner,an event where man with greasy bald head and a pot belly put their thophy wife on parade while boys keep their finger crossed,hoping that women overdosed with bottles of booze would start stripping(spare the man please).All my life I've attended numerous wedding dinners and I gotta say that all of them bored me like nothing else does,even chicks in inches of make up and tight satin dresses couldn't lift up the dready atmosphere.Only aunties would enjoy this sort of function as they would always be engrossed in some really "juicy" conversations,"How's your son doing in school?","You lost alot of weight eh?Can't recognise you!".Gosh,you wouldn't need a lie detector for that.

Anyways,I just attended my auntie's(dad's cousin)wedding dinner.It was held in a top notch hotel by the way,a fact that pushed my mom and sis into a shopping frenzy(they're trying their best to steal the limelight).I'm sure that this wedding would score a homerun in most girls' fantasy,With rose petals scattered all around the red carpet as the newlyweds made their grand entrance along tables amounting to nearly a hundred.Most times during the wedding I hung out with my cousin,Adrian who couldn't keep his eyes to himself throughout the night(I gotta say that some ladies there are gorgeous)but believe it or not,he's a guy who's still rooting for a girl she started liking 4 years ago.The wedding was almost perfect until some wedding singers threatened to ruin the night with their horrendous song selection,"Venus,I'm your fire of desire!",goodness me.To sum it up,it turned up pretty okay but I had to go for supper as the food didn't impress me much.